Senior delinquents lead complicated lives which is why standard simple law enforcement officers like JL aren’t equipped or capable of dealing with them. Sure… a guy like Cederq is affable and mild mannered and polite by day… but what about night? What’s he like then?
Meet my arch enemy - Mr. Methane!
The RCMP and Interpol are begging me to intervene and put a stop to this criminal mastermind. They are absolutely correct to bring this to me - and my K9 Crime Fighting team!!! 😡👍 His super powers rival my own!
The Harley Davidson in all that would seem to implicate Borepatch. But to my trained ear… I heard a very badly tuned KTM. Sounds like Cederq trying to imitate someone else…. Very clever…. One shudders to think what would happen if he were to explode among women, children and civilians…
My vicious K9s will do the rest. They can smell 700 times better than we can - and when they come across that specific pungent blend of sauerkraut, Brussels sprouts and cabbage…they will have their man. And he will wish he was never born!!!
Cederq had better pray that the police get him before we do …because if WE get him first? Put it this way: the great Lodgepole blowout will look like a firecracker in comparison.
The rest a ya’s - mind your Ps and Qs too! Filthie is back on duty… and I’m watching all of you very carefully…
You cannot go wrong with puppy pics. And that one is a great snap.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I'm walking Rosie, people say "Oh you have such a cute doggie!" My answer is always the same: "The only problem with that is that she knows it. And uses it."
I can't help it I suffer from Functional dyspepsia Gastroesophageal reflux disease... so I use to to my advantage and fight crime, disgust normies and use it to power my Yamaha 360 RT Enduro, which the only problem is poor performance and gas mileage due to the impurities present. I can describe them in detail if you have some interest.
ReplyDeleteBehold this fearsome creature and beware. Watch Out - She's A Killer !!
ReplyDeleteCederq is basically full of crap. Just as the snail leaves a trail of slime, he creates a cloud of odorous gas that will prove to be his downfall. He changes locations frequently and my guess is that is because entire counties quickly grow tired of him. Glad you and the K9 crew are on his trail, and hoping for a speedy capture. Follow the smell more so than trying to visibly identify him. Although he has posted many pictures online of the rig he roams around in, I believe that he uses those vehicle wraps to change the appearance of his prairie schooner.
ReplyDeleteNah, he is just spreading the love.
DeleteKeep watching for it Glen, wait for it,, wait for,,, wait,,,,
Bear Claw
Well hello Johno...Or Deathray, they are interchangeable.
DeleteYou need help, Glen... You truly need help... Then again, I probably do as well... What's the quickest way to get my coffee off the front of my shirt?...
ReplyDeleteMine tends to splash off my belly. At least my boots stay dry.
DeleteGrasshopperpooch will learn well.
ReplyDeleteI read once where there were people who farted for a living in vaudeville. I think a farting superhero is exactly what clown world needs. Aesop is full of shit but all his gas comes out of his piehole.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you see birds falling out of the sky, Cederq is close. Run.