Hah!! I was thinking exactly the same thing--complete with pull-down face cover so she'll sound like she's breathing through a hose. Are dread locks considered "natural"? All those documentaries on African tribes made prior to the 1970s showed African tribeswomen with their hair very close-cropped--I never saw one with long flowing hair like the chick in the pic has--and they were all fairly skinny (poor horse--she must have to ride a Clydesdale).
I say let her go without the helmet, if she's too cool to adopt a sensible hairstyle. Pretty sure that horse doesn't give a fuck about her 'diversity' and 'inclusion' when he bucks her off his back. Then she can see how 'cool' it is to be a quadriplegic like Christopher Reeve for the rest of her life.
kfc bucket helmet
ReplyDeleteFamily size!
DeleteWhy did I immediately think of the helmet that Rick Moranis wore in "Spaceballs"?
ReplyDeleteHah!! I was thinking exactly the same thing--complete with pull-down face cover so she'll sound like she's breathing through a hose. Are dread locks considered "natural"? All those documentaries on African tribes made prior to the 1970s showed African tribeswomen with their hair very close-cropped--I never saw one with long flowing hair like the chick in the pic has--and they were all fairly skinny (poor horse--she must have to ride a Clydesdale).
DeleteWhy are they always expecting someone else to solve their problem?
ReplyDeleteIs that a NOG or WIGGER??
ReplyDeleteOh, maybe one of those Megan Markle types.
BS......check out he NFL
ReplyDeleteThey don't seem to have a problem in football with helmets on nappy heads. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteHelmets are a tool of the white cismale patriarchy anyway.
ReplyDeleteHelmets are racist. Don’t wear a helmet. Remember: “No brain, no pain.”
Mike_C
I say let her go without the helmet, if she's too cool to adopt a sensible hairstyle. Pretty sure that horse doesn't give a fuck about her 'diversity' and 'inclusion' when he bucks her off his back. Then she can see how 'cool' it is to be a quadriplegic like Christopher Reeve for the rest of her life.
ReplyDeleteI had a coworker who described the situation perfectly: women want fried ice cream at room temperature, and it better not be runny.
ReplyDeleteA problem like that is a marketing opportunity.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, there are some women who figure any problem can be solved with enough hair-spray.
Personally, I prefer the pinata solution: Mix the fiber with flour paste and let it harden.
Call the F-ing whaaaambulance. I'm so sick of this crap!!!
ReplyDeleteCut your hair, ape woman
ReplyDeleteTell the dumass she shouldn't be riding something that's smarter than she is.
ReplyDeleteWigger Chick with a weave. And yeah, My Horse is a lot smarter than that thing.
ReplyDeleteWinning comment, there.
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