Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 11 March 2023

Product EndorseMINT

 Personal hygiene is not a priority with harelipped retards, but when I brush my tooth, only the best dental care will do! 

I rely on Darkie’s patented monoflourophosphate to remove gunge and light up my 100W smile! Darkie’s is preferred by nine out ten tards and possibly the odd dentist too!

Darkie’s!!! For the tard with a social life!!! 😊👍

*hat tip to a muchly appreciated visitor. Note…if you have any matches I could play with…I’d sincerely appreciate it!


  1. I found some of this toothpaste for sale in Hong Kong in the late 80's. In the early 90's they changed the name to "Darlie" but kept the grinning shine.

  2. If I use it, will it make my teeth grow bigger?