I dunno what to think of freckles and redheads.
Some of ‘em are purdy enough to stop your heart…
but good lord…most of ‘em are batshit crazy!
And I swear… when they hit The Wall…
they hit that sucker at 100 MPH
and you don’t want to be anywhere near the blast zone
when they do it!
Flatlanders, ye dinnae ken whit's guid in lee
ReplyDeleteAye, whatever he said!
DeleteWhat do you mean, "MOST of them are batshit crazy"? 100% are, and it's Genetic.
ReplyDeleteThere is no inbetween or middleground with ginger dames. They are either drop dead gorgeous or the other extreme. They do however seem to share the common gene for crazy.
ReplyDeleteI got one in '76, smart, sexy(dat ass!), talented, fiercely loyal. Still have it, I think things are working out pretty well.
ReplyDeleteI had one ONCE! I don't know who was crazier by the end. Her or me...
ReplyDeleteMost Reds "Hit the Wall" by absorbing 200 Pounds. Very, Very few remain Thin and Hot. But still remain Batshit Crazy.
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