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Thursday, 9 March 2023

The Filthie Fashionista: The Mystery Of Pants

 



What’s the point of these pants? They fit around the lower leg but are baggy and loose further up? It seems they were favoured by horse people back in the day? I think the military men of that period wore them too.

Nowadays the equestrian women wear those awesome skin tight ones with the high boots. Just perfect for the elderly girl-watching pervert too!

So I start to wonder about that… and pretty women in well fit pants makes sense… but ya ever notice that the horrible fatties wear tight yoga pants too? They should be wearing the baggy ones, if ya ask me…

8 comments:

  1. As my wife says spandex is a privilege, not a right.

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  2. Those are riding breeches. The cavalry and infantry officers (who would ride horses while their men marched on foot) would wear those. The RCMP dress uniform still uses riding breeches.

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  3. What was the point of the bustle in the 1700s or bell bottoms in the 1960s This fashion crap like peacock plumage all has something to do with the human mating dance.

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  4. Glen, the fatties _are_ wearing baggy pants... and filling them to overflowing.

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  5. Theoretically, the flair at the thighs was there to allow the legs to spread out more easily when in the saddle. Modern pants don't need this because they stretch.

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  6. I live in a beach town in Florida. The noggers that frequent our beaches strut around in thongs. From the rear they look like big, fat, undulating horses asses (no offense meant to actual horses). Couple that with some weird colored weave, and you can tell by the strut that they KNOW they are lookin' good. If you were to actually cover up some of these giant asses it would take 1/2 acre of fabric. These bitches make a good argument for burkas.

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  7. Nothing worse that seeing a fat chick in yoga pants, that make her ass look like a garbage bag filled with corn chips.

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    1. The wanks on Blab just RUINED my day awhile back.

      Have you ever seen a 'gunt', TD?

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