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Tuesday, 7 March 2023

Why The Churches Are Emptying Out

 May God have mercy on them all…

9 comments:

  1. Noah Was A Knower of God7 March 2023 at 13:32

    I don't need a middleman with a collection plate to pay for indulgences while certain churches make a killing off of the not so great replacement.
    Destroyed just like everything else in the Circus Circus laughing clown shit show known as Clown World.

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  2. You're goin' t'HELLL, Glen!!!. T'HELLLL!!!!

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  3. Great reverb! It's been said that a lot of the churches in the old country were accoustically designed that you could hear a whisper at the opposite end of the building.

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  4. For all you evangelicals who, after genuflecting first, fellate the members of the Tribe That Shall Not Be named with indefatigable alacrity...my advice, use both hands to pull back the foreskin. And wear a bib because the Tribe That Shall Not Be Named isnt famous for its cleanliness.

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  5. Damn, what did that dude eat?

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  6. My text tone is a balloon squeal. Short, sweet, and just the proper tone to let me hear it through my hearing loss. My sister fired off three quick texts the other night while I was in church. Someone commented thus, "this room isn't big enough for that!" I almost laughed myself to death. I do like the echo on that vid. The throaty roar. Or like dad used to say, "Speak o' Toothless One."

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    1. "Some asshole talking behind your back again?"

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  7. Gotten hard to understand 'em since they had their teeth pulled.

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