Verily I walk through the shadows of the Valley Of Death.
Yet I will fear no evil
For I am the meanest, bravest SOB on the innernet.
Good grief. I've said it a million times. Mort is a freakin slob. While he is an excellent crime fighter like his esteemed master - and will go through senior delinquents like the Excalibur through demons.... he is completely high maintenance. His coat must be brushed all the time, and we vacuum hairballs and dust bunnies he generates daily...
Flee, my stubfart brothers! Take the women and children with you, along with my prayers and love. For those that dare continue with me - let us rise, lock our shields, and raise our spears. Only the strongest among us will hold in the face of the horrors that will confront us beyond this fold. No one will fault you if you turn aside now.