Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Wednesday, 4 November 2015

Today's Kick In The Balls

I'm all right, fellas. Just got something in my eye is all...
Found this one over at Wirecutter's.

I believe that as men, God does us a favour by generally calling us home before our wives. When we go over The Great Divide they seem to hold up better and can get on with their lives. I haven't seen it often - but often enough: when the wife passes first, her man usually follows her fairly quickly.

If there is an afterworld for me - and it doesn't involve fire, brimstone and mountains of excrement, I fully intend to await my beloved on the Other Side before moving on to meet my maker.

Godspeed old sport!


  1. My mom went first and my father barely lasted six weeks after.

  2. Don't take this the wrong way Bob - I know it sounds horrible - but is it possible that was a good thing?

    God I would hate to be in that boat...

  3. I know what you mean, but it was a good thing.

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