Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 7 June 2016

No Monsters In Alberta, You'll Note...

Any demons, monsters, jack nasties, cudgels, evil doers and turd burglars setting so much as a FOOT in Alberta - risks the wrath of Captain Sweatpants And His K9 Crimefighters

I am simply at a loss as to why there's so many of them around. Jeebers, people! They're good eating! Why, wrap any one of them up in bacon, slather it with a colon-cleaning spicey BBQ sauce,  slap it on the BBQ... and you have a buffet fit for a trailer park king!

I notice the sasquatch moved out of BC which is unfortunate. Now if I want to hunt them I have to pay for a non-resident hunter's license...  :(

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