Glen Filthie will be on vacation Aug. 1st ~Aug.5. 2016, returning
to work Aug. 8.
While I'm away:
- Prostitutes, drug dealers, bar keeps and bookies expecting payment from me can see Uncle Bob for prompt and cheerful resolution of my financial obligations. (Word to the wise... Don't take a cheque).
- For complaints and financial compensation resulting from my careless and negligent use of firearms, explosives and dangerous chemicals, the always-sympathetic Knuckle Dragger will be courteous and understanding of any
butt hurtcomplaints you may have. - Anything that bloody goat says about me is a damned lie. What goes on in the goat shed STAYS in the goat shed. You can't prove anything!
- those who have gotten lost or are needing the protection and advice of a rational adult, you can find it here and only here. Whatever ya do don't go here - he's lost too (and has the pics to prove it)!
- Finally, for sheer boredom, lunacy and the frowning of your life - be my guest. You were warned, don't say I never did nothin' for ya.
Finally, please do not urinate, defecate or expectorate in the comments, or say rotten things about me while I'm gone.
Cordially,
The manageMINT.
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