Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 9 July 2016

The Dogmobile

Yannow I haven't had much luck interesting Marvel or DC in my crime fighting exploits as Captain Sweatpants. Hell, I am so boring that even Iron Man's new gender bending is more important than I am. The zit faced fan boys and comic book wieners are all a-flitter about it ... but not one of them has ever heard of me. What in hell is wrong with our world and our kids these days.

Perhaps a flashier set of wheels will help?

Lookit!!! I could take on arch villains like The Green Bastard
in a rig like that!

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