The Dogmobile

Yannow I haven't had much luck interesting Marvel or DC in my crime fighting exploits as Captain Sweatpants. Hell, I am so boring that even Iron Man's new gender bending is more important than I am. The zit faced fan boys and comic book wieners are all a-flitter about it ... but not one of them has ever heard of me. What in hell is wrong with our world and our kids these days.

Perhaps a flashier set of wheels will help?

Lookit!!! I could take on arch villains like The Green Bastard

in a rig like that!