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CM from Coopville is headed for the Gold!!! I say she
went supersonic but PP and WC say I'm
full of beans. Screw them,
I know a sonic boom when I hear one.
I guess water slides are the next big thing. This one here is tame - they've got ones several stories tall and they are the stuff suitable for the BARF files. People are doing them the way they used to do roller coasters: the bigger - the better! Vertigo is it's own reward!
I dunno why my computer does it but it keeps putting MSN as my homepage. I hate MSN with the heat of a thousand suns - reading that site is like getting trolled by a retard - but in there with the click-bait was an article about some kid that had managed to behead himself on a water slide. What a stupid way to kill a kid and take the fun out of something that should be good and wholesome fun for them.
Now if you'll excuse me - I've got a speed record to break! I've shaved my legs, slathered myself with Mazola oil, and have thrown away my speedo! Filthie is now a high speed, low drag bullet that will put Team Coopville in the bush leagues! It was 29 C up here in Ft. Mac today and even a hair raising ride down a killer water slide has it's merits today... ;)