Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 10 October 2016

Recess At Retard School

It's not my fault.

I was minding my own business at recess, eating some yellow snow - when I lost my balance and fell over and started rolling down a hill. Usually this is the stuff of fun n' games but it had just snowed. The snow started to accrete, and as I wadded up I started rolling faster.

Quartermain, WL, WC, CW and BW tried to run but I ran right over them and assimilated them too! By then I was doing about 40 knots and picking up speed when we hit the parking lot - and Uncle Bob's Lotus sports car.

Something has to be done! Will nobody think of the chidren?!?!?

The PTA and the staff got together to address this safety issue. In addition to bans on Pop Tarts chewed into the shape of guns, peanut butter sammiches and white underwear for boys - snow has been added to the list! That'll learn us REAL good!


  1. We used to do that! Such fun! Now all I can do is make snow angels (but only if someone is around to haul me back up!)

  2. That you still do them is a little victory of sorts, CM!