Do you Yanks wear poppies on Remembrance Day? I try to but the damned things come with utterly stupid pins and I always lose them. This year I got smart - and had the wife safety pin it to my Carhartt work vest. It's been there for a week and it's still there.
I am going to say Merry Christmas, and if somebody wants to pray in my presence I am just peachy with it - might even join him if I'm so inclined. I'm gonna wear a poppy too, on the job and off. If that offends some mealy mouthed corporate weasel, or some coloured vibrant baboon from the third world - I'm just peachy with that too.
Wear it. That's an order.
Making your poppies retard-proof.
The Usual Suspects are advised in advance to get help
from a responsible adult.