Canadian Baywatch

Well, it's a gal and her fella so it can't be Hongcouver. (For you eeeeevil Murican bastids, Hongcouver has more butt blasters and Cleveland Steamers per square mile than San Francisco. (And yes, it's all your fault, goddammitalltohell - where did ya think those pot heads and draft dodgers would go when you let them off their leashes back in the 60's? )

But I digress. Let us take a moment and admire this most Canadian of courtships.