A gentleman blogger recently posted a rightful post about the toxic idea of young men gaming young women by taking advantage of their semantic blind spots. It is possible, only in the most superficial ways - with low women and tire biters.
For us older fellas though - especially those of us in the 'dirty old man' demographic - any advantage must be pounced upon and capitalized!
Don't stand up though - or yer pants will fall down.
Suspenders are an excellent idea
as a man ages
C'mon, Glen; suspenders look stupid on the beach... even way up there where you live!
ReplyDelete...I prefer Velcro... It hooks well to the hair on my back, and hides well...
What?!?! Pete - they're putting logos and camo patterns on 'em now! Where have you been? Under a rock?
DeleteI won't post pictures of myself in Trilene suspenders because the women will get all hot and bothered and start thinking of me in terms of a sex object! Wouldn't be fair to their husbands, dontchya know! :)