Here in the Sex Ed class at Uncle Bob's School For Wayward Boys And Retards, some deplorable students have achieved Epic Fails:
Nathaniel, if I had a nickel for every time a woman
told me that, I would be a rich man,
HAR HAR HAR!!!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the drill: "Oh, stuff it Filthie! You're
a hateful old dinosaur!"
It looks like detention time again for the lot of us. Maybe I should monetize this blog so that readers can finance the school and hire more skilled teachers for us problem kids. I am thinking guys like Quartermain, WL or BW could be hired to provide suitable male role models for us kids on the short bus.
Heh heh heh - yeah, I could do that... but hell, I know I would take all the money raised and blow it on cheap malt liquor.