... and famous author WL Emery is over on his blog gloating about how he can turn women into putty using his wit and culinary charms. I am green with envy!
I fully intend to put him in his place by getting some advanced cooking classes and culinary expertise of my own. I am told that I qualify for Uncle Bob's Advanced Cookery For Retards - a program reserved exclusively for the most gifted of students!
Hmmm... looks like the only other students besides me in the course will be Sam and Ella.
HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!