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Wednesday, 19 July 2017

The Hate Graph - Check It Out, It Works!

Hmpffff - people that drink Whisky, Beer and Wine are only mildly hateful of others. BW, Mad Jack and Yours truly are all mild mannered gentlemen and cool headed, by and large. So far this graph is 100% accurate. And lookit - gin drinkers are REALLY hateful of others just like world famous adventurer, explorer, and man about town - WL Emery. What does Pete Forester drink? I see him as a white rum drinker, based on this scientific chart.

In other news, I discovered that Fat Al Gore is absolutely right about warble gloaming, and that we are all gonna die if you don't give us all your money.

1 comment:

  1. I was just thinking that it was time for a martini. Drier than high school history, and colder than a banker's heart - a Republican banker. Stir it three times clockwise, and one and a half times counter clockwise. Olive, please.