You mysoganistic mofos!!!! Oh yes! Surrrrrrre!!!! It's just fine n' dandy when some young tarted up hottie is doing it! And you slobs will rush in and fall over yourselves to help out!
But when it's poor Old Man Filthie trying to get into his 52" waist relaxed fit jeans - everyone vomits and retches!!! Damn you all!!!
Does anybody have a shoe horn? Maybe a toilet plunger...?