Thursday, 3 August 2017
Mort is about half the size of that monster and weighs in at 106 lbs. Like that mutt, Mort is a big, happy galoot that thinks he is a lap dog and that everyone should have nothing better to do than pet him all day long. And of course, when you pet him, he drools. People that pet him and don't pay attention are disgusted and mortified with they end up covered with drool, mucous and ectoplasm - and they look like those guys off the Ghostbusters after they got slimed by the goblins.
I wonder if this chick would be smiling like that after flopping out on the deck chair with Mort...?