Ak! Sput! HAAARUMMMPFFFF!!!
Did you see that?!? Quartermain was behind the bar flipping bottles and glasses and impressing the bubble gummers. BW was chatting up the ladies and WL was drinking something that cost at least $3.00!!! What the hell is wrong with you a-holes??? Are the brass spittoons here at Filthie's Speakeasy not good enough for ya? Are you too good to drink out of a jerry can???
It's hard to compete when they have drinking fountains in the toilets over there, and I have a clientele that includes dirty old creeps like Pete, Jack, George Bush and Harvey Weinstein. Has anybody seen Harv? The crack whores are asking about him....
I remember my glory days, when Filthie's Speakeasy was actually a honky-tonk. We had the best talent, the prettiest girls and the coolest guys for customers and were famous around these parts.
There's nothing for it. Sunny - round up the boys. I think we need to go drop in on Filthy's and lay down some law on those little pikers!!! There's nothing wrong with those guys we can't fix - with our fists!!!
This shouldn't take long folks!