Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 21 November 2017

Dear Santa


I can't believe there's a gun I've never heard of. An outhouse assault rifle???  I want it!!!


If you can't see your way to giving me one of these for Christmas, Santa...
can ya make sure none of my arch enemies gets one neither?
I would hate to be taking my ease and have some creep like Quartermain, Jack or Pete burst
through the door with one - and catch me with my pants down.


2 comments:

  1. That should be illegal as it could be used to violate safe spaces at Kollege or as we used to call them, toilets.

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  2. 'Looks like an anti-submarine weapon to me...

    HE SUNK MY BATTLE SH*T!

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