Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 17 November 2017

Uncle Bob's Filthharmonic Pops: The String Section

Sometimes when me and my students go on a bender, we like to mix premium scotch with Toilet Duck. The results can be spectacular or disastrous. The other day I woke up in a snow drift wondering where my special needs kids had gone - but they were safe and sound. The nice fellas in the white coats even sent me a videeyah. Who woulda thunk Quartermain, Pete and Jack would have such raw talent?

Don't say nothin' - but I can see how those boys give themselves the creeps too.

Davie 504 has probably been mixing my scotch with anti-freeze. I'm glad my eyes don't look like that; when I come off a bender they look like pi**holes in the snow.

Sometimes Davie gives US the creeps too!

Our trio of Special Musicians ends with this idiot savant child prodigy. 

Clap clap clap clap....

Thank you again, ladies and gentlemen, for choosing to share your evening with us. Hope ya have a good weekend lined up.

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