Awhile back, I went to use the school crapper and some wank had loaded the TP
dispensers with 60 grit sand paper.
I wasn't able to walk for 3 days but for the first time since my teens,
my bunghole was finally CLEAN! HAR HAR HAR!!!
If anyone's feeling generous this Christmas season, I will be happy to get you
a product trial report if you should want to give me one.
(It goes without saying no gifts will be accepted from creeps like
Jack, Quartermain or Pete...)