Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Wednesday, 4 April 2018

BW Bandy Was There...

He probably got lost looking for a hay bale...

I dunno what it is about Canadians but they seem to think this chit is real money. Flapz has a great big house, RV, sports car, Harley and all the trappings of a man well off - and he carries a roll of Ukranian Tire money around with him like some kind of sewer-booted wise guy. One day he nearly got us killed - we were in Crappy Tire buying hunting or fishing licenses and he had bought some shells or lures - and sure as shootin' - he pulled out a roll of Crappy Tire money big enough to gag a war horse. The $5.00/hour winner at the till took the rubber band off and started laboriously counting off the bills (in denominations of 5 and 10 cents) - and you could hear the rage in the line behind us. I think the coupons came to seven or eight bucks. (This stuff is probly on par with real Canadian money, HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!)

"Why would ya DO something like that, Flapz," I asked, "I know joos and Scots that are less chintzy than you are!" Somehow we escaped without getting necklaced by the mob.

1 comment:

  1. I once had a stack of Canadian Tire money that was a little over $40.