Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Tuesday, 17 April 2018
Life's Battles:Wins And Losses
When I was on the road one of my most dreaded situations was the inevitable and horrible 'poop n' scoot'. We're fortunate in northern Alberta because there's lots of trees and bush, and our highways can get mighty lonely at times. The only time it ever happened to me was on the way down from Ft. Mac. I won't use the roadside crappers anymore because the natives use them and those animals aren't fit to use public restrooms. I'm not kidding - I stopped to use one once and there was chit on the walls and ceiling. GAH! What kind of demented subhuman nutter does something like that?
Anyways I did my business on the side of the road in seconds flat and was back in the truck, and back up to speed for the dive home.
I guess the I'm doing what the kids call 'shit posting', HAR HAR HAR!