If I win a million, I am going to quit my job and become a Picker. I know I shouldn't boast, but I make a handsome living at it just going part time - I stop by Jack's on a regular basis and pick the empty liquor bottles out of his trash and take them in for the refund - after I've guzzled the last few drops out of the bottle, of course. Sometimes I luck out and find half-smoked stogies, old pizzas and other treats too! There is so such thing as a free lunch! HAR HAR HAR!
While rummaging through CW's trash, I came up with this one:
There is something amusing about the world's fastest
vehicle causing a traffic jam!