Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 30 April 2018

Rejected From CW's 'Art Of Speed' Files

If I win a million, I am going to quit my job and become a Picker. I know I shouldn't boast, but I make a handsome living at it just going part time - I stop by Jack's on a regular basis and pick the empty liquor bottles out of his trash and take them in for the refund - after I've guzzled the last few drops out of the bottle, of course. Sometimes I luck out and find half-smoked stogies, old pizzas and other treats too! There is so such thing as a free lunch! HAR HAR HAR!

While rummaging through CW's trash, I came up with this one:

There is something amusing about the world's fastest 
vehicle causing a traffic jam!

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