But I can't because
A. Canadians have a nanny gov't
and
B. I don't have the right colour skin.
In Canada, only mud flaps, push starts, pull starts, and kick starts
can ride without helmets.
It's an expression of religious freedom dontchya know, because a helmet won't
fit over the diaper.
I don't know who's worse - the mud flaps, or the
shitlibs that enable them.
I'm almost tempted to pull out a toilet roll and have one a the boys wrap my head up so I can pick a legal fight with the finks, faggots, and old women that infest our judiciary... but I suppose I have better things to do than fight stupid fights with stupid people.
It's a damned good thing for everyone that I am so tolerant and politically correct.
Q: What do medical personnel who work the ER call motorcycle riders who don't wear a helmet?
ReplyDeleteA: Organ donors.
The child on the motorcycle has no business being there, and this comes from someone who believes in free-range kids. The towel head should be arrested and persecuted for child endangerment.
The reason to wear a helmet is not the law. It's the pavement. And the 87 year old in the Buick that is honestly going to tell the judge he never saw you.
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