Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted
Friday, 8 June 2018
Pistolcraft
Dammit - what's with all these friggin' chicks running round slinging the heavy metal faster n' I can??? Hack! Sput!!! I just got spanked at the range by my wife and Queen Mary last weekend and my butt is still rosy red from the paddling I got!!! Now this!
Sheesh. Well - I can just like that or lump it I suppose! But let this be a lesson to the lot of you: the fella that believes 'the pistol is only good for fighting your way to your rifle' - welp, this chick will be taking that rifle from his cold dead hands. Neglect your pistol skills at your peril, gentlemen.
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You got spanked by... okay, I do not want to know any more about it.
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