Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 8 June 2018


Dammit - what's with all these friggin' chicks running round slinging the heavy metal faster n' I can??? Hack! Sput!!! I just got spanked at the range by my wife and Queen Mary last weekend and my butt is still rosy red from the paddling I got!!! Now this!

Sheesh. Well - I can just like that or lump it I suppose! But let this be a lesson to the lot of you: the fella that believes 'the pistol is only good for fighting your way to your rifle' - welp, this chick will be taking that rifle from his cold dead hands. Neglect your pistol skills at your peril, gentlemen.

1 comment:

  1. You got spanked by... okay, I do not want to know any more about it.