Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 18 December 2018

Dear BW


First of all, I want to take back all the rotten things I've ever said about you. I promise never to say such things again, or make any more rude jokes at your expense. Let us bury the hatchet, as they say.

Now that we are friends again, can I please borrow $1500.00? I am down at the Aaaaaadmontin Remand Centre, looking at 30 days in jail unless I can make bail.




It was all a misunderstanding, of course. I will explain everything
when you get down here.

3 comments:

  1. I do not forgive nor do I forget.

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    1. Ha!
      Ha!Ha!
      Ha!Ha!Ha!

      Probably serves him right, whatever he did.

      Tell you what Filthie, I'll bail you out. It may take a little while to get the money together, but if you'll just give me the address I'll see about putting together a GoFundMe page - Get Glen Filthie Out Of The Sneezer!

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  2. Hmpffff. Looks like Christmas In The Can for poooor ol' Filthie…

    Screw you guys - I will suck up to WL... he has LOTS of moeney! :)

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