Sing along, everyone! Did you know where Fascist Christmas comes from? (Stop that sniggering, you buggardly tosspots!!! Fascist Christmas is as real as Kwaanza - and no bones about it!)
Now... where was I? Before I was so RUDELY interrupted?
Ah yes! Fascist Christmas Holidays! And how they're made!!!
HAR HAR HAR!!!
Okay! Alright, I'm sorry everyone!!! Totally inappropriate! I seriously gotta stop hanging out with the tards at Gab and other counter culture cesspools.
(But it's still funny).