Welllll? Did you smarty-pants enjoy your holiday debauchery...???? Hmmmmmm???? How about a great big nice greasy fried egg sammich??? BEEEEEEEEELCH!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!
While these drunks wallow in the misery of their hangovers I would like to point out that I was a virtuous paragon of temperance and restraint over the holidays! I had 2 beers. That's it. Pure as the driven snow, was I!
I had to laugh at one of the older bloggers I follow. She and her husband are just wonderful folks and I just love them both... but she made a gingerbread house from a kit she had bought - (HAR HAR HAR!) - I shame myself for laughing - but it was the most DISMAL ginger bread house I had ever seen! If it was life sized, I'd a put tar paper on it and moved right in!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! Gawd, what a shit I am! HAR HAR HAR! I left my compliments on her craft and a Merry Christmas in the comments.
The next day, I saw my wife fussing with the exact same project. It must be a popular kit the womenfolk can buy in the craft stores or something. My wife did a marginally better job... but she was cussing and struggling with it. You look at the picture on the box and it looks like a work of art...but when you go to make it yourself, disaster soon follows! If that had been left up to me I'd a eaten what I could of it and thrown the rest out for the magpies!
So, old age, and iron willed temperance made Christmas pretty boring, I guess. My conduct was virtuous and holy all the way through... except for maybe Christmas dinner... and then all the candy … and hot chocolate.... and ulp…. HURK! HURK! HURK! Oh lordy - I think I'm gonna puke!!!
Sorry to be so antisocial everyone! But I think I am gonna snuggle up with the coon and sleep this one off!
Thanks for stopping by - and have a great Friday!
Be quiet and go away.
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