Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 28 December 2018

Party's Over

And the Usual Suspects are the usual casualties. Sigh.

Welllll? Did you smarty-pants enjoy your holiday debauchery...???? Hmmmmmm???? How about a great big nice greasy fried egg sammich??? BEEEEEEEEELCH!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!

While these drunks wallow in the misery of their hangovers I would like to point out that I was a virtuous paragon of temperance and restraint over the holidays! I had 2 beers. That's it. Pure as the driven snow, was I!

I had to laugh at one of the older bloggers I follow. She and her husband are just wonderful folks and I just love them both... but she made a gingerbread house from a kit she had bought - (HAR HAR HAR!) - I shame myself for laughing - but it was the most DISMAL ginger bread house I had ever seen! If it was life sized, I'd a put tar paper on it and moved right in!!! HAR HAR HAR!!! Gawd, what a shit I am! HAR HAR HAR! I left my compliments on her craft and a Merry Christmas in the comments.

The next day, I saw my wife fussing with the exact same project. It must be a popular kit the womenfolk can buy in the craft stores or something. My wife did a marginally better job... but she was cussing and struggling with it. You look at the picture on the box and it looks like a work of art...but when you go to make it yourself, disaster soon follows! If that had been left up to me I'd a eaten what I could of it and thrown the rest out for the magpies!

So, old age, and iron willed temperance made Christmas pretty boring, I guess. My conduct was virtuous and holy all the way through... except for maybe Christmas dinner... and then all the candy … and hot chocolate.... and ulp…. HURK! HURK! HURK! Oh lordy - I think I'm gonna puke!!!

Sorry to be so antisocial everyone! But I think I am gonna snuggle up with the coon and sleep this one off!

Thanks for stopping by - and have a great Friday!