Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 3 December 2018

The Filthie Match Maker: Not A Girlie Post

I had the pleasure of meeting the intrepid motorcycle explorer, BW Bandy for coffee on the weekend. I hate to say it, but the poor man was a wretch! "Ya gotta help me Filthie!" he sobbed, "I need a woman in my life to tell me what to do and how to do it! I'm desperate!" he gobbled.

And of course the fact is I was quite the chick magnet in my younger days:

This is me at a posh pool party in the 90's.
I hear that Barb ran off with some astronaut or deep sea diver or something like that.
Her loss.

One day at a  formal highbrow Chili-Fest at Jack's I swiped Quartermain's black book for gits and shiggles. Maybe we can hook up BW with someone in there? Let's have a look, shall we?

Well she can cook so I can see why Quartermain was taken with her.
Put a pin in that one, we'll check with Wirecutter to make sure she's not taken

She can cook - but lookit the way she hogs the grill!
BW isn't that desperate, thankfully...

Errrrmmmm… think I'll keep that one for myself.
If my wife ever regains her sense of sight and smell I could find myself
single again - and it's good for a man to have

Well what have we here? According to Quartermain's notes she's
smart, wise, and a natural leader!
And everyone knows that coloured women have the hots for 
old white guys!
I'll send her BW's card and we'll just let nature take its course!

HAR HAR HAR!!! Hope none a ya's were perving out over any of those ladies! This is a respectable blog and we won't exploit sex or condone sexually irresponsibility of any sort! And - what's that horrible stink settling over my blog? GAH!!!!

And of course I lied through my teeth about all that too. BW is a great guy to be round. My impression of him is that he's just another regular old stubfart, left behind by the world, with nothing and everything to live for and a wide open road in front of him. And he knows exactly what to do with that! Thanks for taking the time to meet with me BW - maybe we can do a burn on the motorcycles later on in the summer if you're so inclined. That trip to Prince Rupert in BC has been on my Git R Dun List for some time.

The rest of ya's - have a great day and thanks for stopping by. I'm off with the stomach flu. My guts seem to have settled so as soon as I wrap this up, I am going to crash and sleep.

Take care.

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