Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 20 December 2018

Vote For The Perfect Girlfriend

CONTESTANT #1:






Purdy li'l lass, isn't she? Gimme a shout, BW, and I will pass her phone number along.


CONTESTANT #2



Errr… what happened to the dawgz? They just keeled over …


AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, CONTESTANT # 3




Somebody please - tell me that last one is face paint? Hate to think a pretty girl like that would tat up her face like that! Be sure to vote for your favourites, and have yourselves a great Friday.
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3 comments:

  1. Peteforester21 December 2018 at 07:14

    Mix the DNA of #2 and #3, and you could give Godzilla a run for his money!

    Honestly; the property around #2's trailer.. er... house... must look like Chernobyl!

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  2. Glen Filthie21 December 2018 at 16:55

    Pete, I know Texans that can't fart like that! HAR HAR HAR!!!

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  3. jon spencer23 December 2018 at 04:38

    Skull story,
    https://www.thesun.ie/news/3491848/shoplifters-mugshot-shows-off-full-face-skull-tattoo-as-tragic-pics-reveal-changing-face-after-drugs/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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