Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Sunday, 3 February 2019

Filthicus: Blood And Sand

It's been awhile since we've had one of these. Each time I try to assemble a montage of fearsome creatures to fight and die horribly in the arena for our amusement - all I get are kittens playing and household pets clowning for the camera.

But I decided to give it one last shot. Quartermain just got in from the furthest reaches of the empire, and he swears on all the gods together that this time, me and my noble blood thirsty Roman friends will be HORRIFIED and APPALLED at the battles he will stage for us today. So - without further adieu - let's get started!

Oh no... not again...

Hmmmmmmm….. this one shows promise! A fearsome great African cat! Eating a small defenseless baboonlet!!! I can't watch...!

Eeerrrmmmmm… that was disappointing …

And of course! While I was distracted by the cute animals - I missed the blood-letting!!!

Well folks - that's another round of bloodsport ruined. You know the rules: "Ya pays ya money, ya takes ya chances!" No refunds!!!

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