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Saturday, 30 March 2019

Therapy Pets For The Retard School




As the principal of Uncle Bob's Institute For Wayward Boys N' Retards I am always on the lookout for new ways to help my students connect with their world around them. But of course, nothing ever goes right with those buggardly tosspots. The kitty ate Quatermain, and Pete killed and ate the dog.

One day me and my li'l emissaries from heaven will take our rightful place in the world... but it ain't gonna be today.

2 comments:

  1. Ferrets work out ok, as long as you don't leave anything shiny like your wedding ring or you keys laying around. ;-)

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  2. My brother had ferrets one hundred years ago, Harry. He just loved them. They're a member of the weasel family aren't they? Or is it the mink family? I suppose Google is my friend....

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