Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 30 March 2019

When We Were Kings

How many would you have at the end of the season?
I used to put those an a tiny open faced reel and a Shimano rod
that could fire those things to the moon
with surgical accuracy.
I could tell when a brookie was breathingon my lures too.

I would have them all. I was wearing a 5 Of Diamonds and a Red Devil back when men didn't wear ear rings. I had a couple of Mepps and Arctic Foxes in my eyebrows and a BB filled Rattletrap through my nose. My fishing buddies, Baloney Bob and Big Jeff got some of my lures the same way. 

Remember men: Barbless hooks! It's only sporting for the fish, dontchya know!

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