Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Saturday, 27 July 2019

Rock Bottom...Again

The diet is really beginning to bite hard now. The other day we almost had a 5 alarm domestic dispute because the wife refused to make me some un-buttered popcorn. It was a direct order - and she mutinied, saying that I'd had enough damned calories and that if I wanted it I'd have to get off my lazy ass and get it myself. So I bravely went without and was pleased as punch for doing so on the weigh scale today. Ordinarily I'd seriously punish her for such insubordination... but I am too lazy for that too. By the grace of God I am still in! I can take this weight off!!!!

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