Wednesday, 14 August 2019
Following Yesterday's Suicide Attempt
I might need a little help with this method. I'd ask the Clinton's but they are currently indisposed for some reason. That's gratitude for ya, after all the crank calls and letters I've sent them, you'd think they'd be more appreciative of my requirements! HAR HAR HAR!
I suppose I shouldn't joke about stuff like this. It's a serious problem these days where a quarter of our women are off their rockers taking psychotropic meds for depression, and us fellas have to man up and hold with increasingly crazy times. A good sense of humour should be considered one of the manly arts as it makes coping with tough times much easier.