HAR HAR HAR!!!!
This deflated punkin is upside down - is that the jackolantern's bunghole
on the bottom?
Foul play is suspected!!!
Morning Dawg Patrol has revealed what can only be the result of senior delinquent crime: somebody, during the night, snuck up on our verandah and knifed our pumpkin sentinel and deflated him! Then he was turned upside down and left with his bung exposed to all and sundry! What a way to go! Never fear - Captain Sweatpants and his K9 Crime Fighting Cohorts are on the case! The perp will be found, and WILL face retribution and justice!
Ya gotta watch it when ya throw these out... they are squishy as hell and are liable to pop and spill putrifying pumpkin guts all over you. I got this one into the green bin mostly without incident but it was close. Another day or two... and some road rage would have been required in removing the corpse. As it was I got a little juice on me and now I smell like a dead pumpkin.
Lookit that creepy bugger! Some of the halloween
The old lady that owns this house made a ghost out of her panties.
If I were not morally and ethically opposed to white underwear for men I would do
I could probly get four or five bigger ones out of one set of
Froot Of The Looms...
Last year at Uncle Bob's School For Wayward Boys And Retards I handed out Kabars, bayonets, and switchblades to the retarded students so they could carve their own pumpkins. Suffice it to say... it didn't go well. There were... incidents. I personally got 320 stitches myself. Apparently retards can't handle edged weapons. Who knew? This year we'll play it safe. The lil slow kids will dress up for Halloween hopefully nobody gets hurt!
GAH! The school nurse, Mrs. Chubster seems to have taken part of the
Pardon me, folks... but I'm not feeling so good.
Don't worry, Mrs. C... I'll
take care of myself!
Nothing a good retch and an eye wash won't fix!
Is he Java The Hut... or a great big smelly turd?
He's definitely pinched off
on the end.
See this? THIS is why you need an AR15, and why
you should be able to carry it into otherwise
I'm guessing he is with
Quartermain!!!! Why you little fuggin…!!!!
Looks like Halloween is going off the rails this year too, and some students need some corporal and capital punishment! Hope you guys have better luck out there than we are having here at the Retard School!