Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 12 December 2019

Another Possible Solution

Camping in the back of the truck during friendlier times of the year is a snap. I have the gear and suppose I could handle winter temps too but I’ve gotten old and fussy in my dotage. The idea of climbing out of a warm fart sack and into a frozen pair of boots and pants in -20C ... it makes me pucker just thinking about it!!! When did my blood start running so cold and thin???

In any vent, that awful slut, Quartermain - comes in with this as a means of staying warm during winter tailgate camp trips:

I admit that something like this might work for Quartermain and The Young Turds. But things go south fast for the more mature sportsman like Yours Truly! What happens when it’s 2:00am, and you’re scrambling out to pee for the third time in the night? Or you drink too much and shit the bed? Or you decide that you want to stay out a few more days, and that you don’t need a shower or a fresh change of socks and underwear?

No thanks! I’ll stick with efficient, clean burning propane!👍

Propane doesn’t bitch, and it only blows up if ya do something REALLY stupid, HAR HAR HAR!!! Gawd I need to get outdoors.

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