Goddammitalltohell!! Where in the bloody blue blazes did I leave my glasses??.
Oh - good morning everyone!
Well my weekend is off to a great start. As you all know, I am a Special Ed teacher here at Uncle Bob’s School For Wayward Boys N’ Retards. I spend my days trying to edyacate morons and problem children and sometimes it’s pretty tough sledding. My worst student is Victor Quartermain... but I see that he’s finally trying to shape up and be a good student! He even left me a treat for the weekend! Most kids give their teachers apples... but Quartermain gave me a kiwi! Awfully nice of him, especially after all the discipline problems we had! Why, I thought my arm would fall off from all the flogging I did on him! Corporal punishment works!!!
Wait! Where are you off tro so fast? Ya just got here! Don’t you want to share my kiwi with me?
Oh well - suit yourself!! Have yourselves a great Saturday!!!