Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Wednesday, 4 December 2019

Helpful Gift Ideas

For the bow bender on your list:

Trump arrows!!!!
HAR HAR HAR!!! I will take a couple dozen!!!
Just send the bill to BW...

Last night I had the damnedest dream. I was the prime minister of Canada, and just to be a dink, I put Trump campaign bumper stickers on my limo and the cars of my motorcade. Then I cruised the streets of downtown Trawna, flipping the bird at the assorted queers, vibrants and mystery meat degenerates as we rolled past. Eggs and pies soon started to pelt my motorcade so I rolled down the window and cut loose with my AR15. 

Sigh. True contentment!

Errrrr…. if anyone wants to buy me a rocket launcher, by all means, please feel free!

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