He was a beaner,
Gabba gabba weebeejabba, yadda yadda yadda yaaaahhhh...
Oh! Good morning everyone! Thank you so much for taking the time to drop in on us - we're so glad to have you here!!! No doubt, when you decided to drop into Uncle Bob's Advanced Heavy Particle Physics Lab & Lower Primate Studies Enclosure - you expected to see serious science and lab coats going on … and not Yours Truly dancing around in a snow white polyester leisure suit and a white panama hat! Please forgive me! Didn't mean to shock anyone!
What is happening here, is that Dr. Victor Quartermain has invented a Time Machine, and we figured we'd test it by going back to the 1970's and murdering various a-holes and turdies that severely needed it, and thereby restoring some degree of sanity and respectability to current times. I will dress up in period-correct attire, and go back to murder the culprits before they ever become a problem! After the deed I will escape back into the future! We live in wonderous times! 🙂👍
After some very sophisticated calculations and careful considerations and deliberations - we came up with our first
I'll have to put some spit and polish on my boogie...
I'll have to dance my way into pistol range!
Don't any a you try this at home!!!
Wish us luck, everyone! If we do our jobs right disco, white underwear for men, and the entire Trudeau family will disappear as if they never existed! All kinds of ass hattery will simply cease to exist!
Once we get good at this, we just might automate the process and make machines to take care of it. Not to blow my own horn, but the bulk of heavy lifting has already been done, thanks to my exemplary work with crapcopter drones. Ain't science wonderful?!?!?
Pasta le visa, arseholes!!!!
Errrrr…. looks like I am going to have to
clean up the 1980's too...
That's gonna require a whole nuther wardrobe...