This is a 14th century masterpiece by Pickasshole entitled,
“Sir Aesop Rides Out To Battle The Invisible Enemy”
The painting is believed to have inspired another great work of literature
entitled “Don Quixote Does California”
One of the ladies at my wife’s church is a nurse. They set up an entire ward and set it aside for the impending tsunami of Chinkypox victims... and there’s nothing but crickets there so far...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news Filthie, but I had coined the name and hold the copyright on the term "Chinkie Pox". Even though you have spelled it differently it is still deemed to be an infringement. My attorneys Wu, Ping, Ching, Chang, Cheech and Chong will be serving you with a cease and desist order. I would hope that we can come to an amiable agreement without going to court. A small percentage of the vast remuneration that you reap from your widely read blog would be agreeable to the party of the first part heretofore known as me.............
ReplyDeleteIn other words, you're saying Sum Ting Wong...
DeleteAllow me to introduce myself. I am S. Skewey Dewey, esq., of solicitors Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. I'll be representing Glen Filthie in this little fiasco, and you will address all future questions, comments, and communiques to DC&H, located in Boston, MA., USA.
DeleteDear sirs at DC&h,
DeleteI would rather not cast aspersions against a possible future litigant, but are you aware that the aforementioned Mr. Filthie, having a rather sketchy history of bill paying, has been known to frequently attempt to settle his debts with Moosehead and poutine?
Now we know what it takes to get served around here.
DeleteI think we better file for Chapter 11, WL!!! and probably chapters 12 through 20 as well!
DeleteNonsense! Just let me mix a few mugs of moose juice, and in the bloody morning after things won't look nearly as bad as they do now.
DeleteThousands of local medical workers are furloughed, and the numbers of Wung Chun flu victims is still in the double digits.
ReplyDelete20 million plus laid off, some for the long term, and more to come. The body count from this ChinkyPox Depression is going to keep rising long after the ChinkyPox is gone.
DeleteYep. We were panicked and the herd ran away with us...
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DeleteI have a new blog with nothing but original memes, feel free to right click, copy and use as your own if you like any of them.
This curmudgeon don't care or want credit. You can either go here:
https://quartermainsquarantine.blogspot.com/
God bless you all.
How the hell are you Quartermain? Good to see you're still alive! I will fix the linkage on the blog roll ASAP...
DeleteI'm doing okay, I have been busy with family business, getting with my veteran's group, and fighting the media induced fear.
DeleteIf my last commanding officer couldn't put fear in me, why should I let the media do it.
Nice to see you, Quartermain.
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