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Friday, 29 May 2020

Retard Sex Ed: Know Your Bitches And Their Life Cycle

I am old and stupid and sometimes stuff crops up on the innernet and I wonder if the cool kids aren’t having sport at my expense. 

There are people out there that believe, as I do, that the modern liberal woman is a blight on western civilization and may just bring the roof down on us. They’ve done all kinds of damage in their families... and in my country’s politics and leadership. The pattern seems to be that there is just no way of making them happy. Even after they’ve destroyed their families they’re still pished at the world. And their unhappiness and failures are never their own fault.

Cool buzzwords and jargon have come to describe various aspects of the phenomenon, like “socio-sexual apocalypse”. A “Karen” is a middle aged bitch, usually with a bad haircut - that is spoiled rotten and just wants to make trouble and be a pest. The memes and rude jokes about them are everywhere.


The Official Shrew Life Cycle Chart




So... is this legit? Are all these other ones a thing too?


According to this chart, my daughter graduates from a “Becky” to a “Karen” this year! HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR! Why... it seems only yesterday that she was a Hailegh/kaelee/Mayli!!! I wonder what the character traits of these budding bitchlets are...? I’d be willing to take a swing at it but I’d hate to be accused of misogyny! HAR HAR HAR! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘

Hmmmm... so after the “Karen” stage, the shitlib woman transitions into the menopausal “Susan” stage. I can well imagine this phase of life: guzzling wine by the box, purple faced rage episodes, and cats! And from there, the shitlib woman finishes out her life cycle with homicidal/suicidal mood swings... please put the gun down Gertrude!!!๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Hmmmmmpfffpfff! Interesting theory...

So...is this a joke? Or the actual way of it?

GAH. What a way to finish the week, eh? I will find a Friday Night Steamstress and hopefully finish off your work week in style!

2 comments:

  1. Thank you I now know what a Karen is!
    Still never heard of a socio sexual apocalypse
    Since these creatures seem not to reproduce maybe the next generation will have fewer of them?
    Hope springs eternal

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  2. There's all kinds of them, Deb. Usually I can figure them out after awhile... and others are only for the cool kids I guess...

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