Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 3 July 2020

Gargle Gargle

Good grief! The last week and the next week are all rain and thunderstorms except for today. Finally cleaned the tires on Big Red and discovered they were whitewalls. I’ll be damned. After I shined him up a bit I putt putted around town in what was left of the cool morn. May God rot my balls - I never want to go back to work again! I have no work ethic left!

The backyard is a swamp but I gotta mow it today or the weather will shut me out and I won’t be able to get at it for another week... and I will need a bailer by then! If anyone has a line on amphibious lawn mowers..  please give me a shout! As it is I am going to have to snorkel my Toro for the submerged parts of the yard.

Dammit... whatever happened to “Sunny Alberta”???

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