That you're not there in the picture?
Hey, where's the fishing rod?
The blanket will soon get wet.It will also soon catch fire, so I guess that's 0:0.There is neither a grand dog, nor a toothsome wench partially wrapped in it. (I prefer they don't share blankets, the mix of smells confuses me).There is no fire, coffee, whisky, whiskey, rum, cigar, pipe, fishing rod, knife, axe or gun.I didn't take the picture; which also not only does not feature any of the aforementioned, it also lacks gibbet, stocks, guillotine, dungeon, pit, cell, cage or gallows occupied by a heathen and/or communist of any melanin level, national origin or gender (either of the two real ones, or any of the X + i imaginary ones). I'm egalitarian when it comes to justified executions, and Team Mo was mentioned first so no hate mail, I have enough clocks and silly putty.So apart from that, and the lack of hot cars, boats, aeroplanes, motorbikes or old tools, it would be a nice picture, except.....The weather sucks, or is about to suck harder and spit.
If that was a real gasoline lamp the blanket would be burning by now. That's one of them late-soy-boy battery powered lamps that came from the same store you got that festering jet-boil of yours at.
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