Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Friday, 10 July 2020

The Good Life



Ahhhhhhhhh. Blazing sun! This is livin’ life large, folks. That little pressure washer is the bees knees, I tell ya what! Yesterday I gave Big Red a gentle sudsy shower and the little machine just went putt-putt-putt without missing a beat. I bought it a couple years ago on impulse but never had much time to play with it. It’s basically brand new and runs like a top. Red shined up like a star with some wax and TLC afterward. I shouldna bothered; we’re going on a burn right away and he’ll only get covered in bugs anyway...



These Cub Cadet washers have interchangeable spray nozzles. Big Red gets a mild shower; but after I  got him done I brought out my heavy metal Toro lawn machine, put in the high pressure nozzle... and nearly cut it in half!!! HAR HAR HAR! I blew out all the wadded up grass from the underside of the mower... and took some paint too!!! When I was finished it was clean right down to the metal. There was also a big pile of sodden grass crap on our driveway. It looked like Popeye the Sailor barfed or something.

If there’s anything better in life than a gleaming motorcycle and a spotless lawn mower, I dunno what it is...๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

2 comments:

  1. I keep my bike in the garage with a cover when not in use. Nothing looks as good as shiny chrome on a bike.
    Enjoy

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