Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 10 July 2020

The Good Life

Ahhhhhhhhh. Blazing sun! This is livin’ life large, folks. That little pressure washer is the bees knees, I tell ya what! Yesterday I gave Big Red a gentle sudsy shower and the little machine just went putt-putt-putt without missing a beat. I bought it a couple years ago on impulse but never had much time to play with it. It’s basically brand new and runs like a top. Red shined up like a star with some wax and TLC afterward. I shouldna bothered; we’re going on a burn right away and he’ll only get covered in bugs anyway...

These Cub Cadet washers have interchangeable spray nozzles. Big Red gets a mild shower; but after I  got him done I brought out my heavy metal Toro lawn machine, put in the high pressure nozzle... and nearly cut it in half!!! HAR HAR HAR! I blew out all the wadded up grass from the underside of the mower... and took some paint too!!! When I was finished it was clean right down to the metal. There was also a big pile of sodden grass crap on our driveway. It looked like Popeye the Sailor barfed or something.

If there’s anything better in life than a gleaming motorcycle and a spotless lawn mower, I dunno what it is...๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘


  1. I keep my bike in the garage with a cover when not in use. Nothing looks as good as shiny chrome on a bike.

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